Post by Adam Byron on May 30, 2012 19:09:45 GMT -5
Wanted
Secretary and Personal Assistant
Preferably human. Shifters okay, but unpaid personal days will be granted for the full moon after vacation days are exhausted. Vampire applications will not be accepted since day time work is required.
Ten paid vacation days.
Salary work. $30,000 non-negotiable. Increase after two year probationary period.
Must be able to lift at least fifty pounds unassisted. Stand for long periods of time. Wear personal protective equipment, such as body armor, for long periods of time. Must have no conscious objection to qualify with and carry weaponry. Management, communication & organizational skills
Due to the possibility of injury, kidnapping, mutilation, sexual assault, hate mail, death, and hurtful feelings health care is employer provided. Dental is co-pay unless work related. If dental work is required due to an on the job incident expenses will be paid in full. Life insurance is $325,000 in the likely event of your demise. Additional coverage can be purchased up to the amount of $425,000.
Responsibilities
Accounting, bookkeeping, research, making coffee, public relations, transcribing, making travel arrangements, protection against bodily harm, confide in personal matters, pick up lunch, and walking dog.
Interviews will be taken at the Lunatic Cafe between Noon and 4:00PM. Meal paid for.
Secretary and Personal Assistant
Preferably human. Shifters okay, but unpaid personal days will be granted for the full moon after vacation days are exhausted. Vampire applications will not be accepted since day time work is required.
Ten paid vacation days.
Salary work. $30,000 non-negotiable. Increase after two year probationary period.
Must be able to lift at least fifty pounds unassisted. Stand for long periods of time. Wear personal protective equipment, such as body armor, for long periods of time. Must have no conscious objection to qualify with and carry weaponry. Management, communication & organizational skills
Due to the possibility of injury, kidnapping, mutilation, sexual assault, hate mail, death, and hurtful feelings health care is employer provided. Dental is co-pay unless work related. If dental work is required due to an on the job incident expenses will be paid in full. Life insurance is $325,000 in the likely event of your demise. Additional coverage can be purchased up to the amount of $425,000.
Responsibilities
Accounting, bookkeeping, research, making coffee, public relations, transcribing, making travel arrangements, protection against bodily harm, confide in personal matters, pick up lunch, and walking dog.
Interviews will be taken at the Lunatic Cafe between Noon and 4:00PM. Meal paid for.
